bag lunch


when three or more guys share a condom, and the girl slurps the collective j-zz down.
“i didn’t believe her when she said that’s what she wanted, but crash begged for a bag lunch. i’m just glad i was the first with the condom, i don’t want the aids.”
when a man is forced to -j-c-l-t- into a paper bag to avoid mess and cleanup in times of duress or in a college dormitory.
“i had to bag lunch it yesterday because we weren’t sure when her roommate was coming back.”
usually for the kids (in school), if they don’t buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it’s not cr-p, then it’s a bagged lunch. it can be in one of those brown paper bags… or in a lunch box: a hard one (i’m not talking “h-rny” you sick b-st-rds), or a soft one.
“i had my mom pack me a bag lunch,” said jimmy, “i didn’t wanna put up with the cr-p they serve in the cafeteria again…”
euphemism for booze of any variety
“gee, biotch, how about some bag lunch?”
“what are we having today? bag lunch!”

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