Bag of ass


navy term

1.used to describe one’s uniform or appearance as unsat or out of regulation.

2. used to describe a feeling of being hungover or unwell.
1. d-mn, sailor. it looks like you were hit with a bag of -ss!

2. man, i woke up this morning feeling like a bag of -ss.
1. dumpy appearance, ie, looking like a bag of -ss.
2. a random catch-phrase i made up, that i want to inject into pop culture to program you all to speak like me.
3. quite literally, a bag of -ss.
4. mtv.
janet reno looks like a bag of -ss.
what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.
“the black marker always smelled like an -sshole. -sniff- wtf is that? -sniff- that is a bag of -sses!”
one possessing no admirable qualities whatsoever, showing no motivation towards physical or mental strain and displaying intense apethy towards progress.
look at that fat nasty bag of -ss, work his sh-t over and get back to me.
when you’re like 13, or so, and you are just one of those -ssholes that think you’re the coolest tween ever, and you act like not just an -sshole, but you’re so much of an -sshole, it’s like an entire bag of -sses, with lots of variety, not just one -ss.
“d-mn, you were an -sshole when you were 13!”
“i was like a bag of -sses, like a whole variety of -sses, in a bag.”
a cheap excuse for a girlfriend.
well, the next time you talk to jeff invite him to the party and tell him he can bring his bag of -ss.

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