bag of broken antlers
the phrase: “bag of broken antlers” refers to a very thin woman. she is so thin that having s-x with her is like f-cking a bag of broken antlers. she can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. she has no padding on her at all. she often will have small br–sts, and very likely wears a padded bra. drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.
1. after i -j-c-l-t-d in her v-g-n-, filling her full of goo, i noticed that i was sore all over. she is too thin and bony. she is like f-cking a bag of broken antlers!
2. those bbws are great. you get to eat some good food after having s-x with them, and they are not like f-cking a bag of broken antlers.
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