Bag of Hair


(n)-used to describe any sort of deeply embarr-ssing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. in a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one’s hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.
boyfriend: “by the way, i’ve been meaning to tell you something, and i’m not sure how you’ll take to it…”

girlfriend: “oh boy, here comes the bag of hair…”
what dumb people can be compared to…along the lines of “box of rocks” or “bag of hammers”
1st chick :”she is stupider than a bag of hair”
2nd chick:” stupider???”

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