bag of toys
def: a goofball, loser.
early 80’s boston slang.
don’t let that goof in here! that f-cker’s a bag of toys!
a term used to describe how pathetically strung-out and/or hungover – the morning after a night of excessive drugs and/or alcohol – someone feels. a feeling of being totally out of it. wrecked. totalled.
scott: “good afternoon johnny, how do you feel after last night?”
johnny: “what happened anyway, i don’t remember much after that last eight ball of crack we smoked.”
scott: “well, neither do i, i feel like a bag of toys!”
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