Bag Scale


scale having a range from zero to three describing the s-xual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. compiled from bag job (=1 or single bagger), double bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one’s own head in case the partner’s bag should fall off or rip) and triple bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it’s head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).
sweet jesus! she was so ugly i would have to give her a 2.8 on the bag scale.

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