bag stander


a guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the d-ck smoker sitting on the bowl. when someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.
the cops busted a bag stander and a d-ck smoker at the bus terminal men’s room

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