the highest level of cool that can be achieved
that guys cool, but that guy is bagazinski
- bagel belly
the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, m-ffin) for breakfast; differs from the m-ffin top as it is temporary; those who don’t eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible aw, man, i shouldn’t have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. now i’ve got bagel […]
a weird creature that skips alot and is gay oh man ur such a baldwino
- ball crack
the area in between the scr-t-m and the start of the b-tt crack. also known as the “gooch”. why does my ball crack always smell like a wet dog? a shallow lateral indentation on male genitalia. sometimes i get lint stuck in my ball crack. the crease in one’s b-llsack. similar to b-ttcrack. he leant […]
- ballooned p*ssy
once a v-g-n- has been pumped for an hour or so and the p-ssy pump has been removed the p-ssy becomes ballooned. i was sucking on the ballooned p-ssy once it was pumped.
- ball torture
the clenching, twisting, and otherwise rambunctious behavior exhibited toward the b-lls do you want to try ball torture?