Bagel Bag


similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. no one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.
person 1: oh my gosh! i can’t believe he dumped me!
person 2: i know becky, he’s such a bagel bag!
a bag used for sacking jewish individuals when they are being particularly bagel-ish.
my friend and i bagged 13 bagels today.

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