Bagel Bumper
a bagel b-mper is a slang term for lesbian, as -ssociated with food and the act of b-mping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper “tools of the trade”.
wow, look at those two dyk-s, i bet they are bagel b-mpers. yeah they b-mp eachothers bagels all the time.
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