bagel burn


the rash a man gets after drity bagelin’
steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.
the inevitable result of trying to toast a bagel in a toaster designed for toasting bread
harry, we’ve got bagelburn again! you gotta use the toaster oven!

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