bagel nazi


a stupid b-tch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.
kelly ripa: what are you guys doing its not tuesday!

regis philban: what its monday and i wanted a bagel.

kelly: but we were saving those for tuesday.

regis: we all threw down on the bagels why are you being such a bagel n-z-?

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