Bagelhead(s)


a term used by jews to refer to each other. (like n-gg-r but not for black people).
stan: hey bagelhead, you’re my bro, jon!

eugene: dude! let’s bagelhead it up!

jews: man! we’re such bagelhead(s)!
n – an individual or group of individuals that uses needles and saline solution to shape facial, arm, breast or b-ttock skin into inflated shapes as a new trend in body modification. some applications use food coloring for a more extreme look. inflated/swollen areas can be molded into almost any desired shape, more commonly bagels.

also known as inflation.

recently professional piercing and tattooing studios in j-pan have revived this trend, which got its start in the early 1990’s. the modification last about 24. side affects may include headache, infection, skin stretching, and a pressure sensation.
frank – “dude, check that dude out! it looks like he has a bagel growing out of his head.”

adam – “i think he is one of those new…beagleheads….no, bagelhead(s).”

frank – “…it looks like a cinnamon raisin”

adam – “all i need is some cream cheese, i’m starving.”
named after a pretzel brain called chris young.walking around nodding his head thinking he’s king sh-t and the same fella wouldn’t know sh-t from clay.
chris young is a bagel head or chris young has a head like a bagel.

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