Bageling

when multiple guy friends get naked with their erect p-n-ses out while they have one non partic-p-nt. for this, the non partic-p-nt will need -ssorted bagels. the amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. keep in mind, this non partic-p-nt will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.the non partic-p-nt, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players’ erect p-n-ses until they can hold no more bagels, the bagels tossed are at random. when everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective p-n-s is the winner. in this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. so whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
“hey will, let’s go bageling tonight!” – rob
“sure man, let’s give mikey a call. he’s always down to bagel.” – will
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you are jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you’re one of the tribe.
bageling: “so i went to shul yesterday…” -glances from other jews-
the act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. it is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don’t like being hit with flying pastries. face shots are the goal. chest and back shots are acceptable.
let’s go bageling on tuesday!

roberto:”i have all of these bagels in my car, but i don’t know what to do with them…”
conrad:”we could eat them?”
bruce:”or we could go bageling!”
buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!
that b-tch bryan didn’t invite taylor and mich-lle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house… twice.
verb. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.
we should all go bageling this thursday!
the johnson country (ks) way of tp’ing. at the end of the day, the left over bagels at einstein bros. are given away. so people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. like tp’ing put more expensive. best done if it will rain that night.
person 1: hey dude, that -ss jake broke up with me
person 2: hey i got an idea, let’s tp his house!
person 1: no dude, it’s going to rain tonight, let’s bagel it.
grabbing a somewhat chubby person’s belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the h-ll out of the belly-b-tton with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a p-n-s, a d-ld-, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.
“i came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom.”

guy 1: “dude! what was she like in the sack?!”
guy 2: “totally awesome man! she’s really into bageling!”