Bagging Groceries
purchase a can of cranberry sauce. open the lid and insert the p-n-s into the can. continue to move up and down in a ‘f-cking motion.’
judy: bill, there’s a sale in the canned food isle. two for one on the cranberry sauce.
bill: honey, we’ll be buying a good 40 cans.
judy: why?
bill: uh… i… it’s about time i start ‘bagging groceries.’
what most, if not all, jocks will doing to the benefit of society when they leave high school.
jock:uh……
paper or plastic?
bagging groceries. the only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.
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- Frooming
the act of writing, drawing or creatively expressing yourself on paper while under the influence of marijuana (high). last night i was frooming and came up with a great new idea for a movie plot. i froomed a fantastical land of magical wonder with colored pencils and sharpies.
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- Shnoply
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