Baghdad Blanket


-noun
1. a sh-t-covered square of bathroom tissue affixed to a victim’s bare back.

-verb (used with object)
1. to forcefully affix a sh-t-covered square of bathroom tissue to (someone or something)
the baghdad blanket was a nice touch, it really rounded out the drunken shaming of the p-ssed-out douche.

“dude, back the f-ck off before i baghdad blanket your punk–ss”

“i’ll never forget when hma told me about the baghdad blanket…”

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