Baghdad maid
a method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing – etc.
see also: pan american and south american
she didn’t have anything to clean up with after i came all over the place – so i pulled a baghdad maid and used her shirt…
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