Baghdad
when there is talk of pulling out but it never actually happens
i had to take the morning after pill 45693 times because my ex-boyfriend baghdaded me so many times.
she wanted me to pull out, but i baghdaded that ho.
when you promise to pull out and don’t.
she ended up pregnant because he pulled a baghdad.
1. capital of iraq
2. a term used to describe a game similar to beirut, where vodka is used in place of beer. name alludes to war going on in iraq at the beginning of the 21st century, as the game has a high risk of sending partic-p-nts to a local hospital. term coined by a comedian whom this author cannot remember the name of at the moment.
1. yeah, i was in baghdad, and i totally kicked the cr-p out of saddam.
2. was i playing a game of baghdad last night? ’cause i can’t remember, yo.
during the act of s-x, talking about pulling out but never actually doing it.
i promise i will. don’t worry. oops! baghdad.
when something is horrible beyond belief, by far worse than any of its surroundings.
i ended up puking last night after dinner and leaving early. so did james and grier. jack in the box was baghdad
there are two stages of a baghdad. (s-xual fetish)
stage 1 – female blows fecal matter over one’s face until breathing is no longer capable (for a short period of time).
stage 2 – v-g-n- of said female smears facal matter off face until breathing is successful.
baghdad’s are usually unexpected and traumatic, and are seemingly very rarely preformed.
“greg totally got a baghdad from that indian chick at subway yesterday!”
to bomb something.
like a test, or an interview. think of the t-tle for the outkast song “bombs over baghdad”.
“dude, i just pulled a baghdad on my interview”
“i’m gonna go baghdad my final now.”
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