BAGMI


a bagmi (pr-nounced bag-me) is a person who isn’t going to make it to or survive through the planned event, generally due to being too drunk/wasted/tired to keep up with the party. basically, b-tch ain’t gonna make it!
a to b: hurry, lets go to the club and pop bottles!
b to a: i want to but i need to help her get into the club.
a to b: oh h-ll no, forget her! she’s bagmi, run!

that girl puked all over the club. kick that bagmi out!

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