bagouser


a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long p-n-s who comes out of bushes to “bagouse” (b-ttf-ck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.
i was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.

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