Bagpipe Boner


an event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. also defined as a piperection, bagpipe b-n-rs are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all s-xuality aside.
“dude, i was listening to scotland the brave and got a total bagpipe b-n-r.”

“wow, you’ll get hard off anything…”

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