bagpuss


an english tv program for kids made in the 70`s – bagpuss was a pink and white striped cat who talked to mice. i think he would be shocked to be -ssociated with the above if not a little curious.
did you see bagpuss yesterday?

bagpuss is my favourite program
uk children’s television show which was boring as f-ck, yet suprisingly addictive.

a girl called emily would bring something broken into the shop where bagpuss and his mice friends lived. the mice would fix it singing “wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.”, end of episode.

bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. he was a fat lazy b-st-rd of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.

the show, looking back, was a load of w-nk really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in london today.
emily the girl
bagpuss the fay lazy b-st-rd cat
the professor – a wodden woodp-ck-r
the mice – slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
alternative word for female reproductive area. (genitalia)
“cooor i wouldnt wanna catch a look of her bagpuss..”
“hmmm i wonder what her bagpuss is like?”

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