Bags of Dick
when a bunch of your friends are p-ssing you off, you may wish to suggest that they consume bags of d-ck.
my friend josh from van city was being a grammar n-z-, suggesting that my poetry was not up to snuff. as a master of the english language, i took his suggestion under advis-m-nt and promptly told him he should eat many bags of d-ck.
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