Baijiu


pure distilled evil in liquid form. chinese firewater that could be used to put a man on a moon of a planet in a far of galaxy. it tastes like a combination of the fires of h-ll, rotten indian food and the after effect of china syndrome. can be drunk or snorted through the nose, even though neither one is recommended. health warnings do not apply. if you stupid to drink it, you deserve everything you get. all it has going for it is that it burns with a rather fetching blue flame. other uses can be an engine de-greaser, curry stain remover, gl-ss etcher, room 101 torture.
we could avert the forthcoming petrol shortage by filling every car with watered down baijiu.
pure distilled evil in liquid form. chinese firewater that could be used to put a man on a moon of a planet in a far off galaxy. it tastes like a combination of the fires of h-ll, rotten indian food and the after effect of china syndrome. health warnings do not apply. if you are stupid enough to drink it, you deserve everything you get. all it has going for it is that it burns with a rather fetching blue flame. other uses can be an engine de-greaser, curry stain remove and gl-ss etcher.
we could avert the forthcoming petrol shortage by filling every car with watered down bai jiu.

Read Also:

  • baloney nipples

    nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don’t want these on your slice of pizza. these girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won’t forget. 😉 i saw here backside and i was like ‘ look at […]

  • G-Yo Politix

    term coined by rod “politico” adkins to describe his relationships with other artists and labels across the map. we had some beef with these suburban cats in st. cloud, mn. they couldn’t hold us in a single battle, they ain’t ready for this level of g-yo politix

  • A Towel

    when it’s wet out, you may need to dry off. wiping off on a friend is perfectly ok as long as you call them a towel. dj seedz is a towel.

  • Atshitshi

    street slang for marijuana. yo boy that be some nice atsh-tshi.

  • Bammacito

    latin slant on the term of bamma. due to the influx of latina americans to the area where bamaa is most commonly used, these new comers have brought their own bamma like qualites. you see that bammacito with the spinner hub caps on his hooptie over there? why is that bammacito going into the club […]


Disclaimer: Baijiu definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.