Bailer Lars
a bailer lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. if a person is to be named “bailer lars”, it’s important that he always bail out in the last minute.
40-year old virgin: “dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to eiffel tower her! d-mn she’s so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. what do you say?”
50-year old virgin: “i don’t know… well all right”
later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: “mate, i think i’m goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at mcd’s, instead”
the chick and 40-year old virgin together: “what????”
40-year old virgin: “dude, you are such a bailer lars”
kamikaze pilot: “charlie, bravo, alfa, i’m at the location, awaiting orders”
control centre: “broken arrow, broken arrow, you are good to go. this will win the war for us”
kamikaze pilot: “mad dog 55 here; well i changed my mind, i might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. i got the munchies, i’ll do the kamikaze thing another day”
control centre: “what the f—!!!!! you’re such a bailer lars”
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