Bailey Mathew
a certain type of male species (bailey mathew) that posses br–sts that can only be described as a x cup, unheard for any h-m- sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. it has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with neanderthals. a connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.
i hope they carry bailey mathew size in k-mart.
person 1: oooooooo, here comes a bailey better clear out
person 2: i wouldn’t worry i think he’s wearing a sports bra
person 1: did you not here me a bailey’s coming, we need to move know!
person 2: i’ve only ever heard wife’s tales about the ‘bailey’ who smashes windows if he’s to near when it gets cold, let’s go.
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