Bailey Slack


the human form of cancer.
when she is added to an environment, it begins to destroy itself. people begin to create reasons to leave, excuses to escape the ensuing destruction of joy. and all who attended the event, are shunned for a period. a “chemo bailey away” therapy.
phil: yeah, it was awesome till the bailey slack heard about it…
heather: gahh! what did you do??
phil: to save us all from chemo, we all hid. for 2 hours, we hid.

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