bailmail
an email used to excuse oneself from a date, appointment, or other commitment.
this is usually sent to someone that is known to have a wireless email device and it is usually sent close to the last minute. bailmail is most frequently sent from someone who has found something better to do.
bailer: this party is amazing!
bailer’s buddy: hey, don’t you have to get to that dance thing in a few minutes?
bailer: nope. as soon as i found out there were free drinks here, i fired off a bailmail. i’m set for the night.
an email or text message sent to excuse oneself from -ssisting in a project, thereby f-cking over the person undertaking it. film students are notorious for it.
dude, i just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. how the f-ck am i suppose to shoot my thesis film?
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