bait-and-switch baby
your friend’s children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own– which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.
don’t let larry and rory’s new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you’re not ready to have kids!
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