baja blast


a s-xual act where a guy blasts a girl in the face with his load of c-m while going “bahahahaha”.
justin: “i’m so going to give that girl, allison, a baja blast later.”
nate: “the drink?”
justin: “nah, dude. the kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss.”
-rg-sm in liquid form
oh man baja blast…….i think i just creamed my pants
a mountain dew drink available, strangely enough, only at taco bell and tastes like a mixture of the short lived soda pepsi blue, regular mountain dew, ecstasy, sweet tarts, and surge. has a bluish-green tint.
baja blast is a tropical lemon lime storm.
to beef while skateboarding so hard it causes you to lose your job.
homicide was doing some sick flips on his way to work, but he baja blasted himself into the unemployment office. taco bell doesn’t care if you have a concussion, you’re still a half hour late to your shift.
c-mming on a girl’s face, throwing sand in the c-m, while having s-x on a beach.

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