bake faced


the feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as niagra falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anch-r-d down to the couch.
pat: “gee golly mike you sure are bakefaced”

mike: “i am to bake faced to even reply to you pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer”

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