Bakeass


1. someone who does absurd things while under, or as if under the influence of marijuana. not to be confused with stoner

2. an action a bake-ss would perform
“stop doing summersaults in the kitchen you bake-ss.”

forgetting where your keys are is a stoner move, playing pokemon in your boxers while standing in the corner is a bake-ss move

“james franco is such a bake-ss in pineapple express”

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