baked beans


stoned mexicans
cypress hill is a good example of baked beans
delicious english delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.

from “baked” meaning baked and “beans” meaning beans.
baked beans give me the most frightful wind
a bean that is coated in tomato sauce. only found once a month, and best avoided. an acquired taste.
it was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.
the natures way of saying “for god’s sake open a window”
man i ate some baked beans and a sh-t load of steak. my -ss rippings were loud and pungent!
a can of beans which are soaked in tomatoe sauce for your eating pleasure
person1: are you a baked beans or spagetti person?
person2: oh man definatly spagetti
person1: ewh get on the spagetti lovers side
name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad
john- ugh whats that smell
tom- is the baked bean that ust walked in
john- of course
the term “baked beans” refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one’s lover.
“what are you in the mood for tonight, honey?”

“baked beans! yes, definitely — baked beans!”

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