baked goodz

when a friend is a total f-ggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some sk-nky p-ssy, he has “baked goodz”

this comes from the concept that after his b-lls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-wh-r- he has been pursuing. these “baked goodz” are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.
“hey, has anyone seen steve?”

“nope, baked goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for wh-r-s the last three weekends.”
when a friend is a total f-ggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some sk-nky p-ssy, he has “baked goodz”

“nope, baked goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for wh-r-s the last three weekends.”

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