Baked Ziti


a delicious pasta dish involving ziti macaronni, tomato sauce, crushed meatb-lls, mozzarella cheese, herbs, and spices.
ziti does not necessarily have to be baked, but tastes better when it is.
since i’m italian, every sunday i have pasta and chicken cutlets. my favorite pasta dish is baked ziti.
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when a man with a small p-n-s, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up -sshole that has already been -j-c-l-t-d into. when he pulls out, his c-ck will be covered in blood, j-zz and sh-t resembling baked ziti. (the blood being the sauce, the j-zz being the cheese, and the sh-t being the burnt charr from baking.)
hey tony, i can’t get the smell of last night’s baked ziti off my small c-ck.
to be really f-cking high; to be so baked you cant function; being higher than you’ve ever been; so high you’ve got the munchies for days; pasta.
friend 1: ayo rudy man you were really high last night dude! you were being crazy!
friend 2: nah bro. i was baked ziti!
the culinary taste sensation arisen from the aftermath of a good high: aka “the munchies”, that results in the conclusion that ziti contains a divine splendor of which no other food comprises. this coincides with a yearning to savor the taste, for which doesn’t present much of an issue because you will more than likely have a strenuous time masticating. baked ziti is often ingested with brownies, but is not limited by or exclusive to.
this baked ziti was truly crafted by the gods themselves. it’s like a never-ending -rg-sm in my mouth.
to get so high, that at the peak you feel like your the pasta and cheese is melting on you.
yo man, i got so baked ziti last night i could hardly function.
sloppy rough drunk s-xual intercourse usually involving a little blood.
you hungry for some late night? i’ve got leftover baked ziti waiting for you at my place.

i had the best baked ziti last night.
i bet, it sounded good.
only negative was i got it all over my shirt.
big t-tties, large br–sts, gargantuan knockers.
d-mn ho, you got some baked ziti’s!

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