Baker Quaker


the act of forcing one’s b-n-r into a woman’s nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog
matt:” dude, she was totally down for the baker quaker!”
ben: “well, did u do it?”
matt: “yeah, until she sneezed….”

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