bakered
when someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. then never shows up and doesn’t answer their phone. if this happens you have been bakered.
ray: i called nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. steve: alright cool. -50 minutes p-ss- -steve calls nick, no answer- steve: we officially just got bakered.
well known for his stupidity and glorious f-ckups; the term “bakered” was created after the infamous corey baker. this term is slang forscrewed up, or f-cked up.
terrell owens schooled the corner on a double move, owens then bakered the catch.
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