Bakernator


a sophisticated cryogenic s-x machine, sent back from the future to change the course of history one female at a time. the bakernator is irresistable to women and revered as a living god by men everywhere.
girl 1 – “look out! its the bakernator!!”

girl 2 – “oh sh-t, i just got out of the wheelchair after last time!”

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