Bakers Dolphin


the act of excreting upon an erect p-n-s held down and using the spring-back motion of the p-n-s to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry h-m-s-xual.
neil-“oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn’t remember”

steve-“oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it”

jeff- “might want to brush your teeth mate”
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