Baker’s Gross Daughter
a baker’s daughter, minus a gross. ie: a regular dozen. formulaically: 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker’s dozen) minus a gross (144) = 12 (a baker’s gross daughter).
salesman: “how many bagels do you want?”
customer: “a baker’s daughter”
salesman: “we don’t have that many sir”
customer: “oh, ok, make it a baker’s gross daughter”
salesman: “coming right up!”
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