bakery slut


a sl-t commonly found in a bakery. kind of like a hooters girl, except you can find hickeys on her neck every monday after a long weekend of f-cking. she will often have a lot of kids, while being at a young age herself, and her main job is to flirt with every customer that comes in. sometimes she will make date plans with the customers, and flake out on them at the same time.
why the f-ck is alex buying that bakery sl-t some flowers? that b-tch doesn’t even like him!! plus, she’s 22, has 3 kids, all from different fathers, and wtf is up with those hickeys on her neck every monday?

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