Bakewell Tart
after a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.
for dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.
when someone spreads their -ss-cheeks and rubs sh-t on the nose of someone who is sleeping or p-ssed out drunk.
bob: did you hear richard gave finn a bakewell tart last night?
rick: that is nasty… i always had a hunch richard didn’t wipe…
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