baking bread
when a female has a yeast infection and radiates a funk after getting up from a seated position or general h-llacious odor -ssociated with yeast infections coming from a female’s area.
whoa dude did you smell that? “yeah bro, she’s baking bread!” ooh that explains it.
or
is bread-bakin’amanda gunna be there? “yeah bro she is” d-mn it. she stinks!!!!
(verb) when a female walks outside on a hot summer day with a yeast infection
but sally, if i go outside it would be like baking bread!
the area of skin on the top of a large woman’s feet when she puts a low cut dress shoe on.
this statement is usually spoken between 2 or more caddy women.
jill: hey, did you see the new temp?
susan: nah, i missed her.
jill: she lumbered by a few minutes ago. her shoes were hanging on for dear life. she was really baking bread.
the method used when facing ed, much like a natural v–gr-. in most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. the theory states that when an individual is unable to get a b-n-r, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls v-g-n-. the vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. a female mouth, or in a bernie’s case a male mouth, can also be used to ‘bake the bread.’ this theory battles einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. it will not hold with -n-l s-x though… would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?
mateo: yo, i got my d dubs last night
delmar: not a chance, i saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. there is no way you boned
mateo: dude, i was baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty
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