Baking Kittens
when you take a large hit of marijuana and then proceed to blow the smoke into your cats face thereby getting your cats high.
dave: hey sarah do you want to go to the movies tonight?
sarah: no thanks i’m going home, i’m going to be baking kittens tonight.
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