bako



very delicate flower that south americans use to wipe their -ss with
“can you plant more bako? we are running out of toilet paper.”
refers to a person from bakersfield or the valley and comes to the central coast, mostly the greater pismo beach area, on vacation. wears only clothes made by “skin” and other “tough” clothing companies. music of choice for these people is usually something lame (ie. avenged sevenfold). these people are often very rude and show little or no respect to locals. another common characteristic is that bako males will usually try to have s-xual relations with any woman, local or not, by dropping the line: “yeah.., we’ll be at the dunes.” this term is meant to be offensive
1.i can’t handle all these d-mn rude bakos.
2.why do all these bakos think that the louder your music is coming down pomeroy st, the cooler you are?
3.so pretty much that bako’s truck is worth more than my life… with the 48 inch tires and the 20 inch lift, yeah.
slang for the town of bakersfield, california.
i grew up in bako but moved away as soon as i had the chance.
to lose control of oneself, go crazy. to go postal.
did you see that guy go bakos on i495?!

my boss went completely bakos on me when i was late with my proposal!
it is a friendly greeting or something you just say when its awkwardly quiet. or your just plain confused >.< bako! the bako! bako??>
bako >.< a hop-head, a junkie one who uses marijuana or another substance person 1: did you hear what jackie said in cl-ss today? person 2: yeah...what a bako someone that is black. he's so bako.

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