bakon vodka cream pie


when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting wh-r-‘s v-g-n-. the burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said wh-r-.
that wh-r- on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

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