balakalava


a hat that shows only your mouth and eyes. usually made from microfibre.
“oh my god!!! there’s like twenty f-ckin’ people, wearing f-ckin’ balakalava’s robbin’ our f-ckin’ sho!”

“i’ll come with my balakalava on.”

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