Balamer
n. in baltimoron, this is the “home city” of baltimore. while this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be “bawlamer.” (those of you in the mid-west might pr-nounce the first “a” as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) baltimore is frequently shortened further to “balmer.” again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be “bawlmer.”
“doen’cha knoe, i’m from balamer,
‘n’ crabs is whut i’m eechin’ feur!
doen’cha knoe, santa dear,
with sum cold crabs ‘nd a beer,
it would be jus like a trip back to old bal-tee-more,
baaaaal-teeee-mooore!”
— david deboy, ‘crabs for christmas’
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