Balconite


a general term encomp-ssing all peoples supremely intrigued by mmorpg, rpg, rts, fps, tps, fighters, and every other type of video game. these individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of dnd or larp; they can explain the plots of most anime’s and comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. a balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word epic.
look at those two balconites larping over there.
or
that kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
or
i can’t beat this rpg, i should probably call my balconite buddy jim to help me.

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