bald badger
1. bald badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family mustelidae
2. a man’s p-n-s – colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head – similar in appearance to an adult male’s genitalia
“hey tony – are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?”
“he he – i showed the old doris me bald badger and she run a mile!”
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